My
boss Natalie rocks up to work at eleven in the morning. She darts straight into
her office, not bothering to say hi to anyone. There’s a waft of fancy perfume
trailing behind her, and she’s got her ever-present plastic bowl of salad in
hand.
Her
day’s just kicking off, but mine’s already four hours deep and won’t wrap up
until after six in the evening. Hers will be done as soon as she polishes off
her salad while chatting to everyone in her own little world.
None
of us in the office, slogging away for more than eleven hours a day—just
because we weren’t lucky enough to be born the owner’s kid—really belong to her
world. We’re just the worn-down cogs that keep her family’s empire ticking
along.
Life
for me happens in the office. Most blokes here are burnt out, or pretty bloody
close, but they keep dragging themselves in because they don’t know any other
way to make a quid. I’m not burnt out, though. I managed to make those endless
hours in the office feel different: for the past year, I’ve been seeing a
colleague. She’s married; so am I. But it’s like we’re not, really, because we
spend more time at work than at home.
Dawson,
one of the hardest-working fellas in the place, walks up to Natalie’s office. I’m
burnt out, he tells her. I just can’t keep up with all this work. I’m
begging you, seeing as I’ve been slogging my guts out here for seven years now,
could you either bump up my pay or hire a couple of people to lighten the load?
Listen
here, Natalie snaps, and leave the door open, I want
everyone to hear this. You’re not a bloody light bulb, alright? Light bulbs
burn out. You’re a person. And if you’re feeling frustrated—which is totally
different from being burnt out—it’s because you haven’t got the patience to see
everything you’ve achieved with your hard work over… how many years did you say
you’ve worked for this company, which treats its employees like family? She
doesn’t wait for an answer and ploughs on: You ought to take a leaf out of
Leo’s book—he does a great job and hasn’t burnt out, because he knows he’s not
a light bulb.
Fuming,
Dawson dobs me in: Yeah, but he’s got an office fling. Anyone could handle
this hell if they had that.
What?
Natalie bristles. Leo’s got a fling with someone here?
Yep,
Dawson says. With Grace.
Aren’t
both of them married? Her forehead veins bulge. She chucks her caprese
salad against her office window. Not long after that, with her firing off a
storm of moral and ethical lectures, Grace and I are punted out of that
corporate Eden. Natalie’s rules just wouldn’t stand for two employees getting
involved without hurting anyone.
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